What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:24

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Then came..
Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
What is the happy reality of our generation?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds